How To Make Flamingo Soup!

How to make flamingo soup

Ingredience:

1.Flamingo

2.Soup

Method:

1.Steal flamingo from flamingo land

2.Get band from flamingo land

3.Get home and hope for no fine

4.Put flamingo in pan

5.Put soup in pan

6.Make sure its the same pan

7.Leave for 20 minuets

8.Go and check soup

9.Realise you havent turned stove on

10.Cry

11. Compose yourself

12. Put stove on

13.Leave for 20 minuets

14.Forget about suoup because you are too busy watching bi8g rich texas

15.Cry

16.Compose yourself

17.Eat burnt flamingo and evapourated soup

18.Repeat when you want flamingo soup